if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

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nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech. 

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.